cozy2000:

cozy2000:

cozy2000:

Every time i get my special 12.5mg high somebody famous(typically a politican) gets badly injured or dies. What does this mean

Well

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me shoving another edible in mouth despite my eyes being dry because i need to astrally assassinate another key political figure

fairycosmos:

fairycosmos:

crazy how much ppl do not care that you are literally losing your mind if you are a quiet woman who doesn’t inconvenience others much

had a snack and realized this sounds very jokerfied but i am literally right

ndiecity:

ndiecity:

I love to sit so close to a space heater that my skin hurts

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lindleland:

seabassapologist:

the-real-numbers:

hungwy:

another internet thing kids wont experience is toolbar stacking:

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This shit was barbaric even for 2001

You can just feel the presence of computer viruses in these pictures

girl it straight up smells like malware in here

pinktwingirl:

One of the most common reasons I hear for people being against abortion is because “life is sacred.”

Really? Since when? When has life ever been sacred in this country?

If life is sacred, how come we don’t have universal healthcare?

If life is sacred, how come we don’t pass comprehensive gun laws so first graders don’t get gunned down in their classrooms?

If life is sacred, why don’t we offer paid maternal leave so mothers can actually take care of the babies that you are now forcing them to have?

If life is sacred, how come we don’t bat an eye when the police murder black kids?

If life is sacred, why do we have the highest maternal death rate in the developed world, which is only going to increase now that women are being forced to give birth?

If life is sacred, why is the death penalty even still a thing?

If life is sacred, why are we still encouraging violence against the LGBTQ+ community?

Life has literally never been sacred in this country. Maybe anti-choicers like to pretend that it is because it makes them feel righteous when in reality, they’re just misogynistic pieces of shit, but it’s not. And as long as psychotic, reactionary morons continue to steal power undemocratically and make decisions that the majority of us do not want, it never will be.

jackkdaniels:

antigolfing:

jackkdaniels:

oof my friend was talking about how he wants to get back into golf and hinted at taking me to go golfing with him and I really said “you ain’t getting me on a golf course unless it’s to bomb it with native wildflowers” why can’t I talk to normal people

I support you

thank you tumblr user antigolfing

justlookatthosesausages:

lillian-sunshine:

catchymemes:

When you get a friend to print the boarding slip

She must have paid money at a print shop for that!

I love this so much. It’s funny universally. The relatable dorky friend energy. The confused and amused looks. The double slow unfolding. Peak comedy